These are awesome. What more can I say? They don't light up, they don't check your email, they just sit on your face and look cool. They cost less than $10 so you can buy all of your friends one – wait for it – unless you're still reading this post in which case you probably don't have any...friends, that is (cue the crickets). They also come in a version with clear lenses in case you want to, oh hell I don't know, pretend you're Clark Kent while playing Superman on the Atari 2600 maybe?