Scientifically Accurate Ninja Turtles

One of the best things about the 1980s was...

WHAT?! YOU SAY I TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT THE !@#$% 1980S?! YOU SAY I SHOULD TRY TO BRANCH OUT AND DISCOVER SOME OTHER ERAS THAT ARE EQUALLY RICH WITH KITCHY GOODNESS? OH, AND I SHOULD LAY OFF THE STAR WARS FOR A LITTLE WHILE?! AND VIDEO GAMES??!! OK!! MAYBE I WILL!!

...um, was the Teenage(d) Mutatnt Ninja Turtles. You know it. I know it. So let's watch a funny video, OK?